Sometimes I wish I looked like my shadow...

No, really. I know at first, you're thinking like, what? You do.
But I'm talking about when your shadow's kinda taller than you because of the sun. And your whole silhouette sort of stretches out so you look like you've model height and in great shape. Sigh. If only.
Of course, the hands get fucked up because they get creepily thin and long... or maybe that's just me, since my hands are already pretty thin to begin with.

Real life is so disheartening...